Friday haiku

I've heard the mummy's  

curse is real, but it's muffled  

by the bandages

Thanksgiving haiku

Today's not about  

how much turkey you can eat,    

there's also the sides

Wednesday haiku

 His recent haikus  

had turned darker, a shiver  

with every chuckle

Tuesday haiku

The cannibal was  

disappointed baby powder  

wasn't what he thought

Monday haiku

Leaves drop from the trees  

as temperatures lower.  

That's why it's called Fall.

Weekend haiku

 She gives up her love  

without conditions, but she  

never gets too close  

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I find my deepest  

sleep occurs just ten minutes  

before the alarm

Friday haiku

Mark Hamill is on  

Blue Sky now, finally breaking  

free from the dark side