Wednesday haiku

New Year's Eve: For some,  

it's the time to make sure that  

the old year gets out

Tuesday haiku

Why did the taxi-  

dermist cross the road? To get  

to the other hide

Monday haiku

My Aunt Paula passed  

Another tether lets go  

that keeps me grounded

Weekend haiku

 Why did the gay and  

trans group cross the road? To get  

to the other Pride  

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Why did the poly-  

gamist cross the road? To get  

to the other bride

Friday haiku

Day after Christmas: 

When kids start acting like their  

rotten selves again

Thursday haiku

Yes, it's Christmas, though  

Santa did not make me a  

lottery winner

Wednesday haiku

Christmas Eve begins  

the twenty-four-hour time  

kids try to be good

Tuesday haiku

 They realize they're  

getting old as their Christmas  

card list's much smaller

Monday haiku

After multiple  

days of rain, when the sun broke  

through, it felt like hope

Weekend haiku

Flood warning: so far  

our street is dry, but the rain  

clouds have other plans  

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Flood warning: so far  

our street is dry, but the rain  

just won't go away

Friday haiku

With this flooding, I'm  

more afraid of water than  

the Wicked Witch was

Thursday haiku

This atmospheric  

river is creating a  

soggy atmosphere

Wednesday haiku

This atmospheric  

river makes the real rivers

higher and wider

Tuesday haiku

The flooding began  

before I had the chance to  

start work on my ark

Monday haiku

Why did Paul Drake and  

Perry Mason cross the road?  

To see Della St.

Friday haiku

My life may contain  

multitudes, but there is still  

room for plenty more

Thursday haiku

Michigan has been  

nice to visit, but we will  

be glad to be home

Wednesday haiku

Wedding yesterday,  

they feel the same, and yet the  

morning looks different

Tuesday haiku

Sunrise lights up the  

fallen oak leaves, making the  

yard look like fire

Monday haiku

Staring up at the  

sun, eyes closed tight, I let the  

red envelop me

Weekend haiku

His wedding the same  

day Liverpool plays, so each  

could dictate his mood  

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His wedding the same  

day Liverpool plays, so he  

hopes for double wins

Friday haiku

He asked me, "How's it  

hanging?" A question I find  

far too personal

Thursday haiku

Flying high above  

the clouds, chaos below, I  

wish I could let go

Wednesday haiku

Having seen him live,  

when I read his poems, I  

hear him softly speak

Tuesday haiku

Epstein covered the  

Hall & Oates classic song, "Your  

Prez is On My List"

Monday haiku

Unlike Santa's, the  

Epstein list won't be checked twice  

cuz they all naughty