Thursday haiku

Water heats in the  

kettle for coffee, her brain  

yearns for the whistle

Wednesday haiku

Sunday mornings are  

life's way of reminding you  

you need to slow down   

Tuesday haiku

Our cats are dumb, but  

we feed and clean for them, so  

what does that make us?

Monday haiku

It seems to me that  

hospital waiting rooms are  

life's purgatories

Weekend haiku

I think that she asks  

my opinion so she knows  

which way not to go  

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Why don't you ever  

see elephants in trees? They  

hide behind their trunks

Friday haiku

 This war is showing  

Trump is so damn crooked that  

he can't get it strait

Thursday haiku

I'm suing my job  

I just rolled my eyes so hard,  

I pulled a muscle

Wednesday haiku

A sunny Spring day  

is like drinking a Red Bull,  

but better tasting

Tuesday haiku

Every year, for his  

birthday, she gave him cherry  

jam. He preferred grape.

Monday haiku

 They're on their fifteenth  

annual farewell tour and  

this time they mean it

Weekend haiku

She had arrived much  

earlier than usual  

because her watch stopped  

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He had written the  

songs of his generation  

but that time has passed

Friday haiku

Sometimes, after a  

hard week, the only cure is  

a lazy Sunday

Thursday haiku

For Tiger Wood's car,  

in the future, maybe less  

driver, more putter

Wednesday haiku

"You can't stay here as  

the captain castrates large sea  

mammals here." "Well, nuts!"

Tuesday haiku

That island is now  

exclusively lesbians  

so avert your gaze

Monday haiku

A triangle of  

light creeps into our bedroom,  

making it less square

Weekend haiku

All she wanted was  

cartoons but the tv would  

only play true crime  

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Every muscle so  

tight and tense, refusing to  

unclench and relax

Friday haiku

My doctor said I  

was going deaf but I have  

not heard from him since

Thursday haiku

What do the ghosts of  

small mountain mammals shout to  

scare you? "PIKA-BOO!"

Wednesday haiku

Why don't the zebras  

trust the cat with the big mane?  

They know he's lion

Tuesday haiku

Those mountain climbers  

are the best at what they do  

They are at their peak

Monday haiku

Roaming bagpiper  

droning, strolling, wherever  

he is, you hear him

Weekend haiku

Early morning, so  

quiet, peaceful, waiting for  

the kettle to boil  

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Waiting for the band  

to start, the only music  

on loop in my head

Friday haiku

She is way out of  

practice, feeling rusty like  

an old backyard ute

Thursday haiku

They have called their band  

Steeplechase as they know they  

have hurdles to clear

Wednesday haiku

Here's the receipt for  

one hundred twenty minutes. 

They are too ours!