Weekend haiku

She called me a dog,  

so I bit the mailman and  

peed on the carpet  

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Don't stop believin',  

hold on to that feeling, as  

Steve Perry was right

Friday haiku

A Bobby Brown song  

on repeat in my head. Is  

this what killed Whitney?

Thursday haiku

 Early morning wood  

usually only keeps  

just one of us warm

Wednesday haiku

State of the Union:  

an overdose of lies and  

misinformation

Tuesday haiku

Early morning wood  

usually turns out to  

be a total waste

Monday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, but there's  

still lots of lava

Weekend haiku

We've deported all  

the huddled masses and kept  

the muddled asses  

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Folded, they rest, then  

sun rises, they rise, unfurled  

for another day

Friday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, though it  

is far from dormant

Thursday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, but there  

are still rumblings

Wednesday haiku

You will always be  

in our thoughts, in our hearts, since  

you're no longer here

Tuesday haiku

Bagpipes blare on the  

radio; we know it's you,

wanting us to smile

Monday haiku

I don't know how, but  

please let us know if there is  

biking in heaven

Weekend haiku

Valentine's Day is  

definitely hardest for  

the broken hearted  

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Life is full of love  

Life is full of cruelty  

Please choose carefully

Friday haiku

When I eat yogurt,  

my body freaks out. I think  

it's called culture shock

Thursday haiku

Only a really  

bad terrorist brings a cell  

phone to a gun fight

Wednesday haiku

We fight for our right  

to bear arms. We don't fight for  

your right to bear arms

Tuesday haiku

Eric's focus on  

just money cost the co-op  

all it's character

Monday haiku

 Super Bowl Champions,  

every Seattle fan is  

now cheering as one

Weekend haiku

He had to look down  

at his notes to remember  

his own son's first name  

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Human Resources  

puts all of its emphasis  

on the second word  

Friday haiku

Still in shock, we can't  

believe that you're gone, but you  

will always be near

Thursday haiku

He drinks his drinks so  

quickly, the flavor never  

hits his tongue at all

Wednesday haiku

She decides all her  

future drinking by tasting  

just a thimbleful 

Tuesday haiku

He thinks declaring  

war and seizing countries will  

get him a peace prize

Monday haiku

There's absolutely  

nothing human about what  

they do in H.R.