Friday, February 20, 2026

Friday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, though it  

is far from dormant

Thursday, February 19, 2026

Thursday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, but there  

are still rumblings

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Wednesday haiku

You will always be  

in our thoughts, in our hearts, since  

you're no longer here

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Tuesday haiku

Bagpipes blare on the  

radio; we know it's you,

wanting us to smile

Monday, February 16, 2026

Monday haiku

I don't know how, but  

please let us know if there is  

biking in heaven

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Weekend haiku

Valentine's Day is  

definitely hardest for  

the broken hearted  

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Life is full of love  

Life is full of cruelty  

Please choose carefully

Friday, February 13, 2026

Friday haiku

When I eat yogurt,  

my body freaks out. I think  

it's called culture shock

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Thursday haiku

Only a really  

bad terrorist brings a cell  

phone to a gun fight

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Wednesday haiku

We fight for our right  

to bear arms. We don't fight for  

your right to bear arms

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Tuesday haiku

Eric's focus on  

just money cost the co-op  

all it's character

Monday, February 9, 2026

Monday haiku

 Super Bowl Champions,  

every Seattle fan is  

now cheering as one

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Weekend haiku

He had to look down  

at his notes to remember  

his own son's first name  

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Human Resources  

puts all of its emphasis  

on the second word  


Friday, February 6, 2026

Friday haiku

Still in shock, we can't  

believe that you're gone, but you  

will always be near

Thursday haiku

He drinks his drinks so  

quickly, the flavor never  

hits his tongue at all

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Wednesday haiku

She decides all her  

future drinking by tasting  

just a thimbleful 

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Tuesday haiku

He thinks declaring  

war and seizing countries will  

get him a peace prize

Monday, February 2, 2026

Monday haiku

There's absolutely  

nothing human about what  

they do in H.R.