Wednesday's Haiku

Bill, it can't be a
guilty pleasure if you are
proud to admit it

Tuesday's Haiku

She loved his beard as
it made him more distinguished
and tickled her thighs

Monday's Haiku

His beard is less "not
wanting to shave," and more "I
really hate my chin"

Weekend Haiku's

With low cut top and
short skirt, when she moves, she gives
everyone a show 

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I'm always late for
lunch as my stomach doesn't 
like to wear a watch

Friday Haiku

Appreciation
and prestidigitation
are rare haiku words

Thursday's Haiku

Being big, I know spare
tires, except on cars, aren't
appreciated

Wednesday's Haiku

A lukewarm day will
be best appreciated
by someone named Luke

Tuesday's Haiku

Sunshine taunts me with
the knowledge that my lunch break
is almost over

Monday's Haiku

Democracy's great,
as dictatorships don't get
President's Day off

Weekend Haiku's

Each Monday morning,
I question why I couldn't
have been born wealthy 

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Without a filter,
I'd say whatever I want
and I'd have no friends

Friday Haiku

Just like most people,
I get more done in my dreams
than I do all day

Thursday's Haiku

When Duane appears, the
sun goes behind the clouds, not
wanting to compete

Wednesday's Haiku

Nothing's more manly
than football, beer, chips, dip and
kittens in your lap

Tuesday's Haiku

Your valentine is
the one person you always
have a heart on for

Monday's Haiku

The last thing to go
through the suicidal man's
mind was the bullet

Weekend Haiku's

Half of my heart has
a big hole in it, while the
other half is whole 

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With all the horses
in town, our McDonalds has
a trot-thru window

Friday's Haiku

Crazy Odessa's
House of Gear, with merchandise
as hot as she is

Thursday's Haiku

The salmon wasn't
shocked by his party, knowing
something was fishy

Wednesday's Haiku

She bought expensive
gifts for her own birthday, to
try and raise the bar

Tuesday's Haiku

The bald man likes to
watch scary films, hoping for
a hair-raising time

Monday's Haiku

These empty pages
stare back at me, blankly, with
the whites and their lines

Weekend Haiku

Summer may not be
over, but he's near the cliff,
ready for the fall 

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Cheering the Giants
in this year's Super Bowl is
un-Patriotic

Go Giants!!

Friday Haiku

When the sun sets, the
princess says it is time for
the knight to begin

Thursday's Haiku

Her tears were just the
lubricant his angry heart
needed to survive

Wednesday's Haiku

Almost daily now,
my positive ions get
negatively charged