Friday haiku

Documentaries:  

Films that don't make money, but  

make people smarter

Thursday haiku

The zombie ordered  

his flights online and is now  

headed to Bahrain

Wednesday haiku

Reg said, “Books are brain

movies”, though I believe that

his brain’s out of film

Tuesday haiku

My wife says I've got  

two main faults, I don't listen  

and one other thing

Monday haiku

 In space, no one can  

hear you scream, but we think we'll  

receive messages?

Weekend haiku

Why did Bob hate cows?  

Because he was a lack toes  

intolerant guy  

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The tentacle marks  

on the aquarium is  

just squids being squids

Friday haiku

She shared her headache  

medication with me and  

then I went away

Thursday haiku

While next door is all  

high drama, over here it's  

all about romance

Wednesday haiku

The next-door neighbors  

high volume antics are too  

much for a Sunday

Tuesday haiku

Yes, most mornings hold  

promise, but the night before  

tends to hold cocktails

Monday haiku

Most mornings are not  

nearly as entertaining  

as the night before

Weekend haiku

A mirrored closet  

brings reality too quickly  

into each morning  

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You would think I'd learn  

that too many beers creates  

a bleary morning

Wednesday haiku

I can tell I need  

lunch as breakfast has become  

just a memory

Tuesday haiku

We're having a late  

lunch because early dinner's  

three hours away

Monday haiku

Lyndsay Graham passed.  

Mitch McConnell missing. Don't  

these things come in threes?

Weekend haiku

Another tie-dye  

t-shirt, a few more colors  

to light up my day  

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Another tie-dye  

t-shirt, because the dozen  

I have aren't enough

Friday haiku

Another tie-dye  

t-shirt, a few more colors  

to fill the dresser

Thursday haiku

Yellowstone camp, a  

coyote howls; next morning,  

paw prints near the tent

Wednesday haiku

Her confidence shines:  

Miss White with a knife in the  

conservatory

Tuesday haiku

Starlight flickers bright,  

yet even the present is  

a long time ago

Monday haiku

It's impossible   

after a fight to hang up  

cellphones angrily

Weekend haiku

Disney has opened  

a new park in Utah. It's  

called "Walt Lake City"  

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Why did the credit  

card marry the battery?  

They both love charges

Friday haiku

The jet contrail splits  

the blue, one very long cloud  

on a cloudless day

Thursday haiku

A box of rusty  

nails, dusty in the garage,  

waiting their purpose

Wednesday haiku

She painted the cow  

skull bright, bold colors, giving  

it another life