Friday's haiku

Her daughter had said
she wanted to get down, so
Sue bought her a coat

Thursday's haiku

Winter may not be
here just yet, but Fall has the
impression down cold

Wednesday's haiku

He had a thing for
blonde girls, which is tough, living
in Nigeria

Tuesday's haiku

The sun was warmer
now, as if it was mocking
Mark's choice of sweater

Monday's haiku

When a former priest
writes a sex poem, is it
a sin to like it?

Weekend haiku

He stared at women
with such lust in his eyes, they
nicknamed him King Leer

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They swapped old climbing
tales, their love of the mountains, their
joy of getting high

Friday's haiku

Jill found that making
better pancakes was all just
mind over batter

Thursday's haiku

The kids enjoyed  the
corn maze more, as the carrot
maze was too easy

Wednesday's haiku

The mustard greeted
the wasabi and ketchup
together, "Wassup"

Tuesday's haiku

Fatalist gardeners
believe everything happens
for a good season

Monday's haiku

Reincarnation
is for those who didn't get
it right the first time

Weekend haiku

While Jill's life is more
like the balance beam, mine is
the uneven bars 

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Jack looks like Robert
Redford, if he had been born
a labradoodle

Valentine's haiku

Shena pours drinks from
the blender, wears just a fig
leaf, then I wake up

Thursday's haiku

It was very cold
on the topless beach, or at
least a bit nippy

Wednesday's haiku

I felt sorry for
Bill's nude photos, as it was
obviously cold

Tuesday's haiku

She claimed "invasion
of privacy" for nude shots
on a public beach

Monday's haiku

Like the flu vaccine,
Bill can be helpful, but he's
best in small doses

Weekend haiku

She's an energy
vampire, leaving everyone
she spends time with drained 

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Those who walk around
the house naked should always
invest in curtains

Friday's haiku

Sally's schedule
is so busy, her bathroom
breaks are written in

Thursday's haiku

He documented
his days, thoughts in haiku form
as odes were too long

Wednesday's haiku

Sue says she's running
late, but I know she's never
been above a jog

Tuesday's haiku

Yoga instructors
never pay in full, wanting
to have a balance

Monday's haiku

This Super Bowl has
answered the questions of "Who's
best?", and "Why not us?"

Weekend haiku

I hate Kevin, but
he's got a big screen, and it's
Super Bowl Sunday 

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For John, an avid
pot smoker, every single
day's a Super Bowl