Weekend haiku

Antonio Brown  

will provide all the drama  

your team can't handle  

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Sidney Poitier  

showed us humanity, no  

matter the color

Friday haiku

Using a word like  

triskaidekaphobia  

in haiku is hard 

Thursday haiku

Impatience can lead  

to injury, which leads to  

higher insurance

Wednesday haiku

Impatience can lead  

to injury, which can lead  

to more impatience

Tuesday haiku

Around here, there's so  

many Dollar Tree stores, they're  

a dime a dozen

Monday haiku

Bill's coronary  

shocked us all, as we believed  

him to be heartless

Weekend haiku

Bono was wrong. All  

is not quiet on New Year's  

Day. It's quite noisy  

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New Year's hangover  

means your resolution is  

already broken