Tuesday's haiku

My resolution
is not repeating what I
did last New Year's Eve

Monday's haiku

Sitting alone here
makes me wish I was able
to sit over there

Weekend haiku

I embrace sunshine
anytime I can, knowing
the rains are coming 

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Preferring shade to
sunshine is like wanting the
cone more than ice cream

Friday's haiku

She was so happy
to see me, she clapped; most do
that after I leave

Thursday's haiku

Nectarines are God's
way of giving humans a
chance to taste the sun

Christmas haiku

Christmas is the time
to say "I love you" and "Hey,
where's all my presents?"

Tuesday's haiku

Though jolly, Santa
has very few real friends, as
he keeps to his elf

Monday's haiku

Sue would throw her weight
around more, but she would need
to have stronger arms

Weekend haiku

Up in a hot air
balloon is the wrong time to
find you dislike heights 

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Up in a hot air
balloon is the wrong time to
find you have to pee

Friday's haiku

Though temporary,
flowers were perfect symbols
of Curt's love for Gayle

Thursday's haiku

I drank so much beer
that when I peed, it smelled just
like a Budweiser

Wednesday's haiku

The farthest distance
is the next rest stop when you
really have to pee

Tuesday's haiku

Literally, the
most misused word out right now
is literally

Monday's haiku

The Dole truck returned
back home empty. It was a
fruitless endeavor

Weekend haiku

Though my vacation
starts in three days, it feels more
like a year away 

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They ride their longboards
during their lunch break because
breakfast's too early

Friday's haiku

From Snoop Dogg to Snoop
Lion, someone needs to teach
him biology

Thursday's haiku

I'm up, the sun's up,
where is everybody else
and where's my breakfast?

Wednesday's haiku

Like God's spotlight, the
sun shines in your face, asking,
"Where were you last night?"

Tuesday's haiku

As he reels in yet
another wet line, he's told
about last week's catch

Monday's haiku

In the solitude
of morning, he hopes last night's
almost forgotten

Weekend haiku

With a name like the
Doobie Brothers, you'd expect
free joints at their shows 

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When we legalize
pot, Snoop Dogg will disappear
in a puff of smoke

Friday's haiku

I prefer quiet
over crowd noise, though the din
makes silence nicer

Thursday's haiku

They complain that it's
hot, They complain it's cold.  I
complain about them.

Wednesday's haiku

He said he had lost
ninety five pounds recently.
I asked, "Where's your wife?"

Tuesday's haiku

Diving deep into
Donna's double D's, I most
delightedly drown

Monday's haiku

"I'm your penis, I'm
your fire, and your desire," so
sorry Shocking Blue

weekend haiku

Asking for the white
meat at Thanksgiving does not
make you a racist 

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Preferring just the
white meat does not make you a
racist.  The hood does.