Monday haiku

On his laptop, the  

astronaut tends to focus  

most on the space bar

Weekend haiku

First, Dolly passes  

and now Tim Curry is gone,  

my heart can't take it  

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I only agree    

to dropping a bomb if it  

is full of flowers

Friday haiku

The sun in my face,  

the day has begun, but I  

should still be with her

Thursday haiku

He set an alarm  

but she gives him a reason  

to just ignore it

Wednesday haiku

I really should be  

back in bed with my love but  

the morning calls me

Tuesday haiku

He set an alarm  

but he doesn't have to get  

up now, so he won't

Monday haiku

This moment right here  

is the calm that I need to  

survive the chaos

Weekend haiku

Folks moving, walking  

their dog, going to work, I'll  

sleep a bit longer  

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Retirement is  

so much closer and yet feels  

still so far away

Friday haiku

He set an alarm,  

but the sun through his window  

is waking him up

Thursday haiku

A new day's begun,  

people at work, while I'm still  

in my pajamas

Wednesday haiku

Blue sky up above,  

the sun in shafts through the trees,  

the forecast was rain

Tuesday haiku

Anyone who thinks  

memories are not priceless  

have never lost theirs

Monday haiku

Programmers should be  

in charge of picnics as there  

would be far less bugs

Weekend haiku

Laughter may be the  

best medicine, but it won't  

fix your broken arm  

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Laughter may be the  

best medicine, but is not  

a cure for cancer

Friday haiku

I love the Nap Game.  

No board, no dice, no pieces  

and everyone wins

Thursday haiku

Jenny says it's our  

twentieth year coming out  

here. Lake Cushman rules

Wednesday haiku

Everyone inside,  

the room packed, I sit out here  

just so I can breathe

Tuesday haiku

 Opportunities  

loom over this morning but  

I haven't picked yet

Monday haiku

As I write haiku,  

the squirrels laugh at me and  

they can't even read

Weekend haiku

The last leaf on the  

tree gets the greatest views and  

the softest landing  

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He made this Fourth of  

July about him, and so  

I won't celebrate

Wednesday haiku

We rarely cook up  

bacon, but when we do, it's  

a celebration

Tuesday haiku

While swimming in the  

ocean, if it gets warm, it's  

likely the sea weed

Weekend haiku

Documentaries:  

Films with no plot and no script  

but plenty of heart  

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What do you call a  

totally surprised turtle  

or tortoise? Shell shocked