Monday's Haiku

The clouds are moving
into the house right next door
to the heavy rains

Weekend Haiku's

She's chained to her desk,
but they gave her ten more links
for good behavior 

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Julie's not moving,
she just likes to keep all her
stuff in big boxes

Friday's Haiku

Wine may get better
with age, but Bernadette was
just getting older

Thursday's Haiku

Her pheremones must
have curdled, as she attracts
just the bad cats now

Wednesday's Haiku

When it comes to men,
she only seems to attract
the ones she don't want

Tuesday's Haiku

Her wide-eyed stare was
a silent call for help that
he just couldn't hear

Monday's Haiku

When you're name is made
up of two first names, you will
answer to either