Thursday's Haiku

The Fourth of July
celebrates our freedom to
blow some shit up good

Wednesday's Haiku

It's okay to share
exactly how you feel with
us, unless you're sick

Tuesday's Haiku

I'd be happier
with where I stood, if it was
not in the corner

Monday's Haiku

Please don't tell me that
everything's running smoothly
when I see the bumps

Weekend Haiku's

They've been married so
long, they look related, which
I hope isn't true 

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In summer months, a
sweater vest is warm and lives
up to it's title

Friday's Haiku

The crow peruses
the picnic tables, hoping
for sloppy eaters

Thursday's Haiku

Sunburns remind you
that, despite their claims, there's no
such thing as sunblock