Thursday's haiku

Their team was so bad,
at all the games, the band played
the funeral march

Wednesday's haiku

Antiperspirant
is a weird nickname for my
Mom's sweaty sister

Tuesday's haiku

Bob's wearing all blue
to match his bad mood, though his
underwear is pink

Monday's haiku

Bill wears fingerless
gloves because his puppy chewed
all the fingers off

Weekend haiku

For Donald Sterling,
there's no gray area, it
is just black and white 

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Ignorance isn't
bliss when you have to sell your
NBA franchise

Friday's haiku

Donald Sterling's not
a racist, some of his best
servants are black men

Thursday's haiku

Bill wears fingerless
gloves, because both of his thumbs
are claustrophobic