Friday's haiku

No matter how hard
they pushed, the door wouldn't budge,
missing the pull sign

Thursday's haiku

I'm so tired of
saying, "It feels great just to
be nominated."

Wednesday's haiku

She got her pixie
cut before the dance, in hopes
she would be picked, see

Tuesday's haiku

The world is not filled
with idiots, but they are
the majority

Monday's haiku

The meeting about
their paychecks was the first where
they showed up on time

Weekend haiku

Invited to the
cool table, he declined, so
not to spoil their lunch 

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Her smile is really
just a pained partial grimace
with an attitude

Friday's haiku

He named his dog "Life"
so that each day, he feels he
has a leash on it