Monday haiku

I will always bet
on the weirdos, because I
tend to like the odds

Weekend haiku

She's staring at me,
probably wondering why
I keep staring back

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Her sweater glistens
with iridescent threads, or
she's really sweaty

Friday haiku

Trump winning is like  

Taco Bell: Both will make us  

run for the border

Thursday haiku

Bernie Sanders taught  

Republicans/Democrats  

to embrace what's left

Wednesday haiku

This table reserved,
all of the other tables
are much friendlier

Tuesday haiku

Republicans now
control the house and senate.
Rich white men are back!

Monday haiku

Staring at the floor,
he missed all the cute girls, but
he found a nickel