Thursday haiku

Tommy's patience was
melting like a salt shaker
in a thunderstorm

Wednesday haiku

The only change Jill
truly appreciates comes
from vending machines

Tuesday haiku

Whenever I hope 
we're nearing enlightenment, 
the news wakes me up

Monday haiku

For boating nerds, their 
infatuation seems to 
be currently strong

Weekend haiku

She puts lotion on
her hands, looking like a bad
guy hatching a plot

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When asked what margin
was, Kevin said, "I believe
that it's like butter"

Friday haiku

If you don't believe
cell phones are adult binkys,
just try taking one

Thursday haiku

High as a cloud, the
church bell makes Tom smile, as it
rings out, "Bong! Bong! Bong!"