Friday haiku

The golden light of 
evening always will beat the 
bronze light of morning

Thursday haiku

At the dentist, for 
a cleaning, and to make sure 
the fangs are still sharp

Wednesday haiku

The lobster only 
eats crab meat, never sharing, 
because he's shellfish

Tuesday haiku

This is a haiku 
placeholder, just filling in 
until tomorrow

Monday haiku

For Thanksgiving, she 
was left with just the turkey 
neck; she's not thankful

Weekend haiku

Carrying the weight 
of the world on her shoulders 
sure beats pushing it 

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A potluck dinner 
is botulism roulette; 
Do you feel lucky?

Friday haiku

Chickens tend to be 
skittish, but they know how to 
egg each other on