Wednesday haiku

Molly Hatchet lead 
singer gone, he flirted too 
much with disaster

Tuesday haiku

Crater Lake was my 
life for three summers, and now, 
it's still a big part

Monday haiku

My girlfriend is good, 
but I like her much better 
when she's bad instead

Weekend haiku

Bob's Unicorn Farm 
will close soon as nobody 
believes his prices 

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Police blocked off the 
four major routes to the bar, 
so order me two

Friday haiku

If you really want 
to confuse Millennials, 
write it in cursive

Thursday haiku

When the sun slowly 
slips behind the clouds, I pray 
for its quick return

Wednesday haiku

Seventeen years past 
their target demographic, 
I watch where they aim