Thursday haiku

I had to wear a 
face mask to the dentist, he 
says my teeth look great

Wednesday haiku

If you wear a face 
mask and glasses, you might be 
due condensation

Tuesday haiku

Since I have to wear 
a face mask, I can postpone 
my next teeth cleaning

Monday haiku

While some may complain 
about wearing a face mask, 
it improves my looks

Weekend haiku

The building fully 
engulfed in flames, but the "No 
Smoking" sign won't burn 

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Sky so perfect, so 
blue, until contrails remind 
me I am stuck here

Friday haiku

I don't see why they 
can't impeach Trump, as he is 
already impaired

Thursday haiku

Until I know the 
proper etiquette for a 
handshake, let's just nod