Friday haiku

The cannibal found 
fingerling potatoes were 
not great substitutes

Thursday haiku

His t-shirt reads "CASH", 
probably for Johnny, though 
maybe he's begging

Wednesday haiku

I don't mind giving 
blood, but there's always one prick 
I have to deal with

Tuesday haiku

She said my blood was 
a sign of my mood, too bad 
I'm B negative

Monday haiku

Contrails blemish my 
blue, taking travelers to 
new, far clearer, skies

Weekend haiku

With this face mask on, 
I look like Darth Vader, though 
my voice is higher 

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With this face mask on, 
I look like Darth Vader, though 
I'm missing the cape

Friday haiku

With this face mask on, 
I look like Darth Vader, and 
sound like Elmer Fudd