Weekend Haiku's

Our summer seems to
be being doled out slowly
in bite-sized segments 

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Work is like swimming
up a raging river with
no arms and one leg

Friday's Haiku

Alone for years now,
when she needed a man, she'd
reach for her drawer

Thursday's Haiku

She said she wanted
something hot for her birthday,
so she got a stove

Wednesday's Haiku

Her birthday's coming,
and since I'm low on money,
I'll just give her me

Tuesday's Haiku

Nobody really
relishes solitude 'til
they live without it

Monday's Haiku

I don't wish them harm,
but the flu or a stomach
virus would be fine

Weekend Haiku's

Paddle swish, ball thonk,
I don't play a mean pinball;
I'd be better blind 

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The sun shines, but I'll
stay inside, not wanting to
share it with others