Weekend haiku

In Heinz 57
ketchup, I've never tasted
more than 12 flavors 

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Paul Simon is still
making great music, but he
has left Art behind

Friday's haiku

Her hips sway like a
palm tree in the breeze, and they
make we want to climb

Thursday's haiku

The circus may not
be an adrenaline rush,
but it is in tents

Wednesday's haiku

The bowling ball quit
the wrestling team, as he
hated getting pinned

Tuesday's haiku

She's not a complete
bitch, she's got two credits left
for her doctorate

Monday's haiku

Wayne retired, left
from work one last time, his car
accelerating

Weekend haiku

You can tell that it's
summer in Seattle, the
clouds are not as dark 

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In the summer heat,
the horse stays at a canter;
it's too hot to trot