Thursday haiku

It's hard to have a
poetry meeting when I'm
the only one here

Wednesday haiku

Nicole likes to wear
pink, because yellow makes her
look like a lemon

Tuesday haiku

AC/DC, now 
with Axl, makes me jealous 
of Brian's deafness

Monday haiku

Norman Mailer head
butted Gore Vidal over
women's rights. Manly!!

Weekend haiku

The green guy on the
corner wanting carrots is
a rutabaga

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Walking in, our new
house still has that new house smell,
or maybe that's bleach

Friday haiku

The tomato in
the hot tub was so upset,
he was just stewing

Thursday haiku

We cage gorillas,
then kill them when one of us
dares enter their space