Weekend haiku

Tired of iceberg,
she bought the rougher greens, just
for the kale of it

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Some like Crosby, some
like Stills, some like Nash, and some
are forever Young

Friday haiku

Her name is Lucille,
she answers to Lucy, but
the boys call her Luce

Thursday haiku

Neither Donald or 
Hillary will ever get 
the Bills they hope for

Wednesday haiku

When his wife found she
did like some beers, Bill thought, "I
better hide my stash!"

Tuesday haiku

She wears her glasses 
when she sleeps, in case she needs 
to read in her dreams

Monday haiku

Bill felt less like a
Dad, more like a chauffeur slash
ATM machine

Weekend haiku

Our friend moving to 
Detroit, we all shout, "Hasta 
la Vista, Wesley!!" 


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Our friend moving to 
Detroit, our only advice, 
"You should watch '8 Mile'"