Thursday haiku

I think Alyssa 
Milano's one sweet cookie! 
I know, crumby joke

Wednesday haiku

Billy likes to take 
calculated risks, but he's 
really bad at math

Tuesday haiku

Sometimes you find you're 
much better off staying home 
and eating ice cream

Monday haiku

Space Cows: the question 
is in outer space, can the 
farmers hear you cream?

Weekend haiku

If God is such a 
wonderful co-pilot, why 
is there GPS? 

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The internet is 
a dark whore, where you'll get screwed 
and need a shower

Friday haiku

It's great that God's your 
co-pilot, but you need a 
guidance counselor

Thursday haiku

If art is in the 
eye of the beholder, then 
Bobby needs new eyes