Tuesday haiku

My resolution  

is I've got to stop making  

resolutions... Damn!

Monday haiku

RFK Jr.  

in charge of health. I guess we'll  

just have to bear it

Weekend haiku

 RFK Jr.  

in charge of health. When's he's done,  

we'll need a vaccine  

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 RFK Jr.  

in charge of health. I knew he  

would worm his way in

Friday haiku

 Why do I feel so  

beat up after Christmas? Oh    

yeah, right, Boxing Day

Thursday haiku

You should wait to ask  

for gift receipts until the  

day after Christmas

Christmas haiku

She dislikes my gift.    

I misheard when she asked for  

new boots for Christmas

Tuesday haiku

Based on presents, I'm  

starting to think Santa likes  

my wife more than me