Friday's haiku

Our cat meows like
a rooster, and that's not a
cock and mew story

Thursday's haiku

Guys don't make passes
at girls who wear glasses just
haven't met Judy

Wednesday's haiku

Since she would be gone,
I took a mental picture,
clothing optional

Tuesday's haiku

Sorry, Senator,
you misheard me, I asked how
your election was

Monday's haiku

You know you've done it
when a child you've never met
gives you the stink eye

Weekend haiku

Edward Pull's mother
loved him so, and he her, and
she called him Eddie 

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Carl still thinks he's so
youthful, though he is wearing
a diaper again

Friday's haiku

I thought we were friends,
could trust each other, then you
told me otherwise