Monday haiku

In his haiku, he  

changed the names to protect the  

not so innocent

Weekend haiku

When it came to his  

thoughts on marijuana use,  

Todd took the high road  

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When putting bridles  

on the horses, Meghan will  

do it bit by bit

Friday haiku

John was a very  

cocky pirate. He put the  

smug in smuggler

Thursday haiku

Is the car locked? It's  

Schrodinger's lock, we'll never...  

BOOP BOOP Oh... it's locked

Wednesday haiku

There are times being  

older has its benefits,  

but only sometimes

Tuesday haiku

The jets keep flying  

over us while we're standing  

here waiting, waiting

Monday haiku

She says there's twenty  

minutes before they open.  

My watch says nineteen

Weekend haiku

I wear rainbows on  

my shoes for those days when the  

sunshine is hiding  

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Twenty minutes to  

go when I have maybe ten  

minutes of patience

Friday haiku

This Summer breeze helps  

me to survive August and  

maybe September

Thursday haiku

My stomach says I'm  

hungry, but security  

says ten more minutes

Wednesday haiku

Forty minutes to  

go before the doors open,  

I hope I make it

Tuesday haiku

She used vodka in  

the tapioca, so the  

proof's in the pudding

Monday haiku

It somehow feels wrong  

that I'm scheduled to work  

on this Labor Day

Weekend haiku

He will never be  

my president, and it's not  

Lake America  

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Regarding the lake's  

real name, I hope he gets to  

the bottom of it

Friday haiku

When sharks are done, they  

do not usually say,  

"The End", they say, "Fin!"

Thursday haiku

While the baker can  

wear any kind of footwear,  

he prefers loafers

Wednesday haiku

 For a computer  

operating system, most  

poets use Windows

Tuesday haiku

On his laptop, the  

former astronaut just kept  

hitting the backspace