Monday haiku

When everyone can
marry, the happiest are
the divorce lawyers

Weekend haiku

Beth kept saying "Ow!"
as if she knew that it was
her causing us pain 

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I'd pay a dollar
just to watch her bend down and
pick up a quarter

Friday haiku

She lies on the bed,
relishing all the pleasures,
lost in the ozone

Thursday haiku

On the list of things
I'm not, stealthy must be one
step below tactful

Wednesday haiku

Boston, their last hit
in the Seventies, must be
hard to not look back

Tuesday haiku

The only change in
the rich girls from high school is
wrinkles, hair and age

Monday haiku

Linda is so tall,
she looks down on most men, though
she would anyway