Monday haiku

With the size of his
belly, a stomach ache is
debilitating

Weekend haiku

Mothers help shape us
into who we become, but
it's not all their fault 

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My mom is the best! 
Wait, you say yours is?  Oh...we...
Nope, mine's still better!

Friday haiku

The large gauge holes in
his ears were smaller than his
Mom's disappointment

Thursday haiku

Short shorts and cowboy
boots, still really sore, so she
left her spurs at home

Wednesday haiku

Short shorts and cowboy
boots, looking for more than a
seven second ride

Tuesday haiku

He said it was off
the top of his head, but I'm
sure it was lower

Monday haiku

She was told, "It's a
spider-free zone", but no one
had told the spider