Tuesday haiku

David is killing
it as our boss, if by "it"
you mean our spirit

Monday haiku

Bill is a big guy,
looking like a rhino in
a Hawaiian shirt

Weekend haiku

I've had another
birthday, but that don't make me
any more mature 

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Based on the campaign,
Trump has two faces only
a mother could love

Friday haiku

Bill says he's not hung
up on winning awards, then
hugs his trophy wife

Thursday haiku

Bill says he's not hung
up on how people look, then
adjusts his hairpiece

Wednesday haiku

No job's more likely
to leave you destitute than
being a poet

Tuesday haiku

She wore her Kangol
as if her Easter Parade
hat had been stolen