Thursday haiku

"Don't drink alcohol
while using Lyrica,"  so
I said, "No thanks, Doc!"

Wednesday haiku

"Stop crying, you big
baby!" I tell myself each
and every workday

Tuesday haiku

Hoagy sandwiches,
one of only two foods you
can eat by the foot

Monday haiku

I was so hungry,
I ate my calendar, so
I filled up on dates

Weekend haiku

"Hey Hey Hey", now a
Fat Albert catchphrase, was his
greeting to Hey Hey

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Bill, "innuendo"
better not be code for the
position you used

Friday haiku

The picture perfect
sunsets always seem to be
obscured by buildings

Thursday haiku

In traffic behind
this Infiniti, it does
feel like forever