Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Tuesday haiku

Stormy Daniels must 
be smug, knowing it's now time 
for Trump to go down

Monday, May 7, 2018

Monday haiku

Once the pervert saw 
undulating terrain, he 
was disappointed

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Weekend haiku

For many, divorce 
is just God's way of saying 
you have too much stuff 

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Some say to dance as 
if nobody's watching, but 
trust me, we're watching

Friday, May 4, 2018

Friday haiku

If Deb Redundant 
marries George Redundant, then 
changing her name is...

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Thursday haiku

Don't just seize the day, 
seize every day, except 
Fridays, those are mine!

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Don't just seize the day, 
tickle it, subdue it, make 
it use it's safe word

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Tuesday haiku

Stopping your shower 
before you're rinsed off would be 
a rash decision