Wednesday haiku

Eighteen syllable 
words are very hard to say, 
or use in haiku 

Tuesday haiku

Vending machines are 
for those who don't care about 
expiration dates

Monday haiku

Ambulance drivers 
go so fast because there's no 
need for second aid

Weekend haiku

If you're so busy, 
why is there so much time to 
complain you're busy? 

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"There's always next year," 
is the last resort for the 
truly desperate

Friday haiku

She said, "There's a full 
blown squirrel in my house!"  Are 
there deflated ones?

Thursday haiku

In the water, pants 
unzipped, Bill misunderstood 
what flyfishing was

Wednesday haiku

Julie's computer 
missives are so brutal, it 
feels like you're e-mauled