Monday haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble, but humility 
clashes with awesome

Weekend haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble, but then why deny 
being wonderful 

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Nicole would be more 
humble, but then she'd be great 
at humility

Friday haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble, but then, if she did, 
she would be perfect

Thursday haiku

Most firefighters 
don't seem to enjoy foods with 
a smoky flavor

Wednesday haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble if she wasn't so 
damn great to start with

Tuesday haiku

My arguments with 
most Flat Earthers always tend   
to go round and round

Monday haiku

Authenticity 
is being who you are, or 
faking it real well