Tuesday haiku

A sunny Monday 
after rainy weekends is 
a waste of blue sky

Monday haiku

A sunny Monday 
after a rainy weekend 
makes God laugh so hard

Weekend haiku

Delivering pee 
to the vet for more tests, it's 
luckily not mine 

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Enemies of the 
library: moisture, bugs and 
most Republicans

Friday haiku

Thank the deity 
of your preference, the last 
work day has arrived

Thursday haiku

In making homemade 
jam, I realize it's just 
fruit-flavored sugar

Wednesday haiku

The dairy fairy 
delivers milk to those kids 
who are tolerant

Tuesday haiku

Jill thinks she's a force 
of nature, but then acts like 
a force of hature