Monday haiku

Her laughter held no 
light, all darkness and doom, it 
was malicious mirth

Weekend haiku

Most dyslexic cats 
are athiests, as they do 
not believe in Dog 

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Now, wearing a Bill 
Cosby sweater on a first 
date will not end well

Friday haiku

For my wife's birthday, 
I tied a bow on me.  She 
wants something bigger

Thursday haiku

I was told I'm good 
at multitasking, but I 
wasn't listening

Wednesday haiku

Pink petals fall like 
snow, but not enough to make 
a good blossomman

Tuesday haiku

I sit outside with 
dark clouds above because it's 
supposed to be Spring

Monday haiku

You can worry all 
you want, but we will all be 
skeletons someday