Tuesday haiku

Both Americans  

and British have short hair cats.  

Hippies have long hair

Monday haiku

Her giant cat is  

a Maine Coon. I must have one  

of the Minor Coons

Weekend haiku

When I asked my cat  

if she was a saint, she said,  

"Abyssinian"  

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My cat doesn't watch  

me at all times, but she does  

keep tabbies on me

Friday haiku

Rudolph decided  

to try stand-up comedy.  

He lit up the place!

Thursday haiku

Santa decided  

to try stand-up comedy.  

I hear he sleighed it

Wednesday haiku

Three days past New Year's,  

my resolution's broken.  

Better luck next year!

Tuesday haiku

Two days past New Year's,  

my resolution's broken.  

That's a new record!