Wednesday haiku

Any decision  

made after five drinks will be  

a bad decision

Tuesday haiku

Karaoke is  

great when drunk, embarrassing  

once you are sober

Monday haiku

Unlike the eclipse,  

stay away from Julie's path  

of totality

Weekend haiku

The only person  

you should critique is yourself.  

Even then, be kind.  

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Just like the eclipse,  

you shouldn't look directly  

at Courtney either

Friday haiku

Scottish Proverb: If  

a man says he'll buy this round,  

get the money first

Thursday haiku

Scottish Proverb: If  

a man brags he just got laid,  

check his kilt for wool

Wednesday haiku

Scottish Proverb: If  

you want to stand tall and proud,  

you need a long kilt