Thursday haiku

In Willy Wonka,  

Violet didn't die, but she  

was depressed a while

Wednesday haiku

When McCartney feels  

lonely, he knows he can still  

wish upon a Starr

Tuesday haiku

Yep, it's my birthday,  

Yep, I'm older. It sure beats  

the alternative

Monday haiku

The clouds clear after  

the eclipse, once the sun stops  

putting on a show

Weekend haiku

The chiropractor  

adjusts people's backs, but he  

makes them pay up front  

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To all the Mothers,  

and even all the Muthas,  

today is your day!

Friday haiku

I'm waiting for her  

outside the Chiropractor.  

It's an adjustment.

Thursday haiku

Morgan threw a chair  

off a roof because someone  

told him to sit down