Monday's haiku

Jean wasn't a thief
of hearts, she gave them back once
she had destroyed them

Weekend haiku

The politician
may speak English, but it's a
different language 

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His ponytail is
not out of place, since David
is a horse's ass

Friday's haiku

I just wanted to
hear what the politician
didn't want to say

Thursday's haiku

While some women break
men's hearts, Kelly pretends they're
fleshy pinatas

Wednesday's haiku

On her date, she tried
to make a joke, but he had
left his laugh at home

Tuesday's haiku

She believes dating
is the torture one endures
to find happiness

Monday's haiku

Immature, or too
mature, why can't she find one
guy who acts her age?