Thursday haiku

The longest I've worked
anywhere is five years, and
I've been here fifteen

Wednesday haiku

Window shopping has
a very different meaning
to a peeping Tom

Tuesday haiku

The voyeur always
knows what time it is because
she just likes to watch

Monday haiku

The voyeur has a
really good ticker because
she just likes to watch

Weekend haiku

Here in heaven, I
have to wonder, how do you
mess up "Go to hell?" 

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The drunk said, "Let's talk
about anything, but vomit
better not come up!"

Friday haiku

Why do you have to
be a total bitch? Oh wait,
you're not my husband

Thursday haiku

Drunk in Paris, my
tube socks wet and askew, I
feel like shitaake