Friday haiku

The general was 
court-martialed  so quickly for 
touching his privates

Thursday haiku

The difference between 
properly rewarded and 
spoiled rotten is slight

Wednesday haiku

One island said to 
the other island, "Why are 
you such an atoll?"

Tuesday haiku

I promise I won't 
get drunk anymore, but not 
any less either

Monday haiku

Bill is so mean, his 
inner child stole all the toys 
from my inner child

Weekend haiku

When younger, I was 
told I had to share my toys, 
now older, I don't 

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I tried to find the 
moving sale, but it wasn't 
where it was before

Friday haiku

Sally seeks out the 
summery sunshine, despite 
the fact it's just Spring