Thursday haiku

Trump holds a bed-in, 
singing, "All we are saying 
is give bleach a chance."

Wednesday haiku

Trump's not a Christian, 
but he did see the light, and 
wants it inside him

Tuesday haiku

Donald Trump is not 
a good team player, but he 
does like the bleachers

Monday haiku

Lysol should be used 
as a cleaner, and not as 
a palette cleanser

Weekend haiku

You should never touch 
a poor man's whiskey, unless 
he offers a sip 

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Always drink the rich 
man's whiskey, because the poor 
man's has more value

Friday haiku

You should never touch, 
or take, a rich man's daughter 
or poor man's whiskey

Thursday haiku

Vegan introverts 
are happiest when they don't 
have to meat people