Weekend haiku

"It's a marvelous  

night for a migraine" is not  

by Van Morrison  

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I'll be manning the  

non-electrified fort since  

they cut our power

Friday haiku

You've been banned to sing  

the music in your heart, as  

it's operatic

Thursday haiku

 Taking a break to  

recharge the batteries, I'll  

be back in one week

Wednesday haiku

It's okay for me  

to sing at events, as I'm  

not a fat lady

Tuesday haiku

Instead of walking  

in my shoes, she wants to wear  

my skin. Um...no thanks!

Monday haiku

 I'm no longer in  

mint condition, the box was  

opened long ago

Weekend haiku

I am no longer  

in mint condition, but she  

loves me just the same  

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I'm no longer in  

mint condition, well played with,  

but my value's up