Thursday haiku

One in nine folks have  

untied shoelaces, which is  

why life's called a trip

Wednesday haiku

It may be called square  

dancing, but it seems folks tend  

to dance in circles

Tuesday haiku

If he had known what  

Salsa class really was, he  

wouldn't have brought chips

Monday haiku

October in the  

Northwest means my time wearing  

shorts comes to an end

Weekend haiku

Alert puppy at  

the vet, still a bit too young  

to be concerned yet  

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Beautiful sunny  

Fall day and I have wasted  

most of it inside

Friday haiku

I write poems while  

the cat gets a blood draw. We're  

both letting it out

Thursday haiku

The cat knows a car  

ride means a vet visit, so  

she meows loudly

Wednesday haiku

The menu in this  

small town shows that spelling's an  

approximation

Tuesday haiku

My eye bags are so  

big, the word "Samsonite" is  

printed on both sides

Monday haiku

I don't just have eye  

bags; based on their size, I seem  

to have eye luggage

Weekend haiku

Why is the leopard  

bad at hide and seek? Because  

he's always spotted  

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The tiger wanted  

to be a referee since  

he looked good in stripes

Friday haiku

It seems like a small  

thing, but the earth's rotation  

really makes my day

Thursday haiku

Back in the caveman  

days, the kid's game "Rock, Paper  

Scissors" was just "Rock"

Wednesday haiku

Someone stole every  

bulb out of all of my lamps,  

now I'm delighted

Tuesday haiku

The only skin on  

skin contact between us now  

is when she slaps me

Monday haiku

When we're kissing and  

canoodling, I swear part  

of her brain's on chores

Weekend haiku

 He is now married  

to wife number five, broke but  

still optimistic  

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I do hope when Trump's  

shit does fly, Republicans  

are his biggest fans

Friday haiku

We pulled into a  

rest stop near midnight just to  

look up at the stars

Thursday haiku

Pure as a baby  

no hatred, no malice, just  

love, pure baby love