Weekend haiku

I get compliments  

on my costume, but I am  

just wearing my clothes  

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Halloween is here,  

or as I like to call it,  

"Pimpin' for candy"

Friday haiku

Once you're retired  

and can sleep in much later,  

you wake up at five

Thursday haiku

When a big-bellied  

guy has a stomachache, it's  

a major illness

Wednesday haiku

Depending on who's  

out front, it's either the door  

bell or door alarm

Tuesday haiku

I'm not sure I've heard  

the story about the phone,  

but it rings a bell

Monday haiku

Another haiku  

about nothing, but written  

just to make you smile

Weekend haiku

Whether it's warm or  

cold outside, in the corner,  

it's ninety degrees  

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The pizza crust may  

not be an alcoholic,  

but likes to get sauced

Friday haiku

Not a great lover,  

Joe tried building a Field of  

Dreams in his bedroom

Thursday haiku

One in nine folks have  

untied shoelaces, which is  

why life's called a trip

Wednesday haiku

It may be called square  

dancing, but it seems folks tend  

to dance in circles

Tuesday haiku

If he had known what  

Salsa class really was, he  

wouldn't have brought chips

Monday haiku

October in the  

Northwest means my time wearing  

shorts comes to an end

Weekend haiku

Alert puppy at  

the vet, still a bit too young  

to be concerned yet  

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Beautiful sunny  

Fall day and I have wasted  

most of it inside

Friday haiku

I write poems while  

the cat gets a blood draw. We're  

both letting it out

Thursday haiku

The cat knows a car  

ride means a vet visit, so  

she meows loudly

Wednesday haiku

The menu in this  

small town shows that spelling's an  

approximation

Tuesday haiku

My eye bags are so  

big, the word "Samsonite" is  

printed on both sides

Monday haiku

I don't just have eye  

bags; based on their size, I seem  

to have eye luggage

Weekend haiku

Why is the leopard  

bad at hide and seek? Because  

he's always spotted  

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The tiger wanted  

to be a referee since  

he looked good in stripes

Friday haiku

It seems like a small  

thing, but the earth's rotation  

really makes my day