Friday haiku

This Summer breeze helps  

me to survive August and  

maybe September

Thursday haiku

My stomach says I'm  

hungry, but security  

says ten more minutes

Wednesday haiku

Forty minutes to  

go before the doors open,  

I hope I make it

Tuesday haiku

She used vodka in  

the tapioca, so the  

proof's in the pudding

Monday haiku

It somehow feels wrong  

that I'm scheduled to work  

on this Labor Day

Weekend haiku

He will never be  

my president, and it's not  

Lake America  

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Regarding the lake's  

real name, I hope he gets to  

the bottom of it

Friday haiku

When sharks are done, they  

do not usually say,  

"The End", they say, "Fin!"

Thursday haiku

While the baker can  

wear any kind of footwear,  

he prefers loafers

Wednesday haiku

 For a computer  

operating system, most  

poets use Windows

Tuesday haiku

On his laptop, the  

former astronaut just kept  

hitting the backspace  

Monday haiku

On his laptop, the  

astronaut tends to focus  

most on the space bar

Weekend haiku

First, Dolly passes  

and now Tim Curry is gone,  

my heart can't take it  

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I only agree    

to dropping a bomb if it  

is full of flowers

Friday haiku

The sun in my face,  

the day has begun, but I  

should still be with her

Thursday haiku

He set an alarm  

but she gives him a reason  

to just ignore it

Wednesday haiku

I really should be  

back in bed with my love but  

the morning calls me

Tuesday haiku

He set an alarm  

but he doesn't have to get  

up now, so he won't

Monday haiku

This moment right here  

is the calm that I need to  

survive the chaos

Weekend haiku

Folks moving, walking  

their dog, going to work, I'll  

sleep a bit longer  

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Retirement is  

so much closer and yet feels  

still so far away

Friday haiku

He set an alarm,  

but the sun through his window  

is waking him up

Thursday haiku

A new day's begun,  

people at work, while I'm still  

in my pajamas