Tuesday haiku

The only skin on  

skin contact between us now  

is when she slaps me

Monday haiku

When we're kissing and  

canoodling, I swear part  

of her brain's on chores

Weekend haiku

 He is now married  

to wife number five, broke but  

still optimistic  

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I do hope when Trump's  

shit does fly, Republicans  

are his biggest fans

Friday haiku

We pulled into a  

rest stop near midnight just to  

look up at the stars

Thursday haiku

Pure as a baby  

no hatred, no malice, just  

love, pure baby love

Wednesday haiku

Why do all birds love  

nachos? It's less about the  

cheese, mostly the cheeps

Tuesday haiku

Why did the killer  

whale play the drums? Because lead  

guitar was taken

Monday haiku

Jeff is just like the  

beer he holds, full-bodied but  

the head's just bubbles

Weekend haiku

I hid a surprise  

in bed for her and she played  

with it for hours  

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There's a bit more blue  

in the sky, the orange from  

the fires lessened

Friday haiku

I hid a surprise  

in bed for her and she found  

it rather quickly

Thursday haiku

It's so hot today,  

sitting in this car seat feels  

more like a skillet

Wednesday haiku

The air quality  

is so poor, my exhaust pipe  

is running cleaner

Tuesday haiku

Forty-five minutes  

until sunset, Vacation  

Day 1 almost done

Monday haiku

In his haiku, he  

changed the names to protect the  

not so innocent

Weekend haiku

When it came to his  

thoughts on marijuana use,  

Todd took the high road  

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When putting bridles  

on the horses, Meghan will  

do it bit by bit

Friday haiku

John was a very  

cocky pirate. He put the  

smug in smuggler

Thursday haiku

Is the car locked? It's  

Schrodinger's lock, we'll never...  

BOOP BOOP Oh... it's locked

Wednesday haiku

There are times being  

older has its benefits,  

but only sometimes

Tuesday haiku

The jets keep flying  

over us while we're standing  

here waiting, waiting

Monday haiku

She says there's twenty  

minutes before they open.  

My watch says nineteen