Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

You buy a beer and
you think it's yours, but it's just
a rental item

Follow the person
who knows where they are going,
unless it's to Hell

If temperatures
are relative, hot must be
a distant cousin

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The Miami boy
loved Seattle, but it was
weather dependent

God must be in cat's
heads because I've heard that the
devil's in the tails

The chef only cooked
pork chops, as he didn't feel
his job was at steak

The sirloin studied
Shakespeare's complete works, to be
both done and well read

If you get your news
from a newspaper, you will
always be behind