Tuesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, I spent a day trying
to find a drain plug

Monday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, it can be used for a
fat giant's haircut

Weekend Haiku

Knowing that muscles
degrade without use, Bill's brain
must have atrophied 

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His salad bowl's so
big, he could easily wash
a baby in it

Friday's Haiku

Bill would like to give
you a piece of his mind, but
there's not that much left

Thursday's Haiku

Bill hates having a
cold because when he sneezes,
he hears the echo

Wednesday's Haiku

Bill hates loud noises
as they reverberate a
while inside his head

Tuesday's Haiku

If a zombie did
attack Bill, he'd have nothing
much to offer it