Wednesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, houses around it have
beach front property

Tuesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, astronauts point it out
from deep outer space

Monday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, the salad dressing has
an area code

Weekend Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, it is designated
as a reservoir 

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His salad bowl's so
big, it's gravitational
pull affects the tides

Friday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, he lets cows and sheep graze
in there on weekends

Thursday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, a steak on top would look
like a bacon bit

Wednesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, I heard that an eagle
built a nest in it